July , Download the Cast List…. Based on the film written by Daniel Waters. The Un-Common Theatre Company is thrilled to conclude its 36th season with our Young Adult Company production of Heathers The Musical , an edgy, guilty-pleasure rock musical which explores the dark side of the struggle for social status in high school. Heathers The Musical is the darkly delicious story of Veronica Sawyer, a brainy, beautiful teenage misfit who hustles her way into the most powerful and ruthless clique at Westerberg High: the Heathers. But before she can get comfortable atop the high school food chain, Veronica falls in love with the dangerously sexy new kid J.
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Westerberg High is ruled by a shoulder-padded, scrunchie-wearing trio: Heather, Heather and Heather, the hottest and cruelest girls in all of Ohio.
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User Score votes : 7. Total quotes You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful. They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior. Friend Fuck worship. I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway.
Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah. Death prayer Praise Jesus Hallelujah. Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free. Ugh, such a pillowcase. Ugh PIllowcase. Veronica Sawyer : Heather, why can't you just be a friend?
Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch? Heather Duke : Because I can be. You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! Heather McNamara : God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa? Veronica Sawyer : Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians, Tater Tots. It's a real party continent. Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? Veronica Sawyer : That knife is filthy. Jason Dean : What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless. Filthy Tonsils Understatement. I say we just grow up, be adults, and die. Grow Up adults Die. Heather McNamara : Suicide is a private thing. That's about the least private thing I can think of. My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son. Homosexuality Privacy Dead Gay Son. Dear Lord, please make sure this never happens to me because I don't think I could handle suicide.
Fast, early acceptance into an Ivy League school and please let it be Harvard. This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. Veronica Sawyer : I can't believe this is my life. Oh my God. Jason Dean : Ah, right. I'm just a little freaked here. Well at least you got what you wanted, you know?
Veronica Sawyer : Got what I wanted? It is one thing to want somebody out of your life, it is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer. What is your damage, Heather? What's Your Damage? Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? Is this a weak turnout or what?
I had at least 70 more people at my funeral. Turnout Weak funeral. Lick it up, baby. Lick it up. Lick It Up. Veronica : If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you? Heather McNamara : Probably. Suicide Conformity. Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
Suicide Understatement Irony teenager Decisions. Veronica Sawyer : If you think I'm doing another suicide note, you're wrong! Jason Dean : You don't get it, do you? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself. Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting.
Job Being Popular Shit. Heather Duke : Veronica, you look like hell. Veronica : Yeah? I just got back. Hell Look Like Hell. Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
Chaos Dinosaurs. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the West I sound like a fucking psycho. Veronica : I just killed my best friend. Jason Dean : And your worst enemy. Veronica : Same difference. Best friend Worst Enemy Same Difference. Jason Dean : Well, let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene.
All right. Got an issue of Stud Puppy. Veronica : [laughs] Great! Jason Dean : Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up: Mineral water. Veronica : Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way Jason Dean : Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress. The extreme always seems to make an impression. Extreme Impression. I shop, therefore I am.
Shopping Descartes Cogito Ergo Sum. You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie.
We spent quite awhile just talking and getting to know each other. She wore a simple summer dress that hugged her little schoolgirl curves so nicely. I pushed forward. And tonight was no different. She was ready to orgasm and I was on the verge of cumming myself.
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Heathers: The Musical
With its moving love story, laugh-out-loud comedy and unflinching look at the joys and anguish of high school, this is the darkly delicious story of Veronica Sawyer, a brainy teenage misfit who hustles her way into the most powerful and ruthless clique: the Heathers. Before she can get atop the high school food chain, Veronica falls in love with the dangerously sexy new kid J.
Maria Banda-Rodaz. Executive Producer. John Rodaz. Artistic Director, Producer. Orlando Hall. Sound Engineer. Kenya Anthony-Moore. Stage Manager. Giancarlo Rodaz. Richard Kaydas. Musical Director. Maria Banda-Rodaz Executive Producer. John Rodaz Artistic Director, Producer.
Orlando Hall Sound Engineer. Kenya Anthony-Moore Stage Manager. Richard Kaydas Musical Director.